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Ninjas Vs Monsters – review

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Director: Justin Timpane

Release date: 2013

Contains spoilers

The sequel to Ninjas Vs Vampires, this is actually the third in the film series (and I confess, at time of writing this I still haven’t gotten around to the first flick, Ninjas Vs Zombies) and the filmmakers clearly gained access to a larger budget and the film actually has had a Blu-Ray release (so I apologise for the screenshots, which have been picked up from the net – Blu-ray won’t let me screenshot). The UK Blu-ray has the full film of Vampires Vs Ninjas as an extra.

Sam Lukowski as Dracula
Following a group of people who gained ninja powers to fight dark magic encroachments into our world; at the end of Ninjas Vs Vampires it appeared that Kyle (Daniel Ross, Vampire Sisters& Mrs Amworth) had died – self-sacrificing himself for the greater good. At the coda to the film (6 months later) he reappeared and warned the others of monsters. This is where the first issue with this film is found. We are in a world where Dracula (Sam Lukowski) has reappeared but we don’t know how.

Carla Okouchi as Lily
We discover, in short order, that brothers Eric (P.J. Megaw) and Randall (Dan Guy) have turned to good and the main surviving Ninjas – Kyle, Cole (Cory Okouchi) and Aaron (Jay Saunders) are busy fighting monsters, aided by Aaron’s girlfriend and psychic Alex (Devon Brookshire). We also discover that Cole’s lover – the vampire Lily (Carla Okouchi) – is now a consort of Dracula… we just don’t know how. There has been a definitive period of time between the end of the second film and this one that has been missed and any event that took place in that time is simply taken as read rather than explained.

Devon Brookshire as Alex
The thrust of the story is that the good guys – along with a new ninja, Step (Jasmine Guillermo) – have been chosen by Dracula to battle him and his monsters for the fate of the world in a mystical arena. With Dracula are Victor (Elliot Kashner), as in Frankenstein, who has made a monster out of himself, the Mummy (Daniel Mascarello), the Wolfman (Lyon Beckwith) and the three witches Maeve (Mina Noorbakhsh), Samantha (Vicki Parks) and Circe (Tori Bertocci). What follows is plenty of fighting – think Monster Brawl but with an actual story.

Aaron and the Mummy
However, whilst it does have a story and has much improved filming techniques and effects (compared to its predecessor movies), it has lost the characterisation that offered the previous film the heart, which in turn made it watchable. Slicker – but if you hadn’t known the characters you’d be left… not lost but uncaring. Daniel Ross is still wisecracking as Kyle, Jay Saunders remains very personable as Aaron and Dan Guy is great fun as Randall but I was left thinking the filmmakers had done the characters a disservice.

It’s all a shame because you could kind of see the heart the previous film had but it was off in the distance. 5 out of 10.


Honourable Mention: Adult Wednesday Addams: Babysitting

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Directed by Mike Bernstein and written by and starring Melissa Hunter, Adult Wednesday Addams is a fun web series imagining the adventures of Wednesday as she makes her way through modern life.

Babysitting is the first episode of season 2 and a fortuitous mention of a vampire type allows me to give the series an honourable mention and thus bring it to your attention. Wednesday is babysitting and after playing Barbie (with a blowtorch) she investigates when Rosie, her charge, screams.

Melissa Hunter as Wednesday
Rosie believes there is a monster in the closet and, after discovering that the My Little Pony wasn’t actually the said monster, Wednesday explains that there can’t be a monster in there because there are only three types of closet monsters. After dismissing the first two types Wednesday tells Rosie about the Vudkolak, which she describes as a Slavic undead vampire horse wolf. She also informs Rosie that she is quiet safe as the vudkolak craves the blood of bad people and Rosie is inconsequential! Though perhaps not everyone in the house is…

All the episodes are worth catching and kudos to Melissa Hunter for bringing a little bit of Wednesday back into our lives.

Vamp or Not? The Fritz Lang Mabuse Trilogy

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My series of ‘Vamp or Not?’ articles have occasionally raised eyebrows, I know, but there is most definitely a reason for each of them. Perhaps there has been an association of the film/book with vampires by an author, or on filmographies, sometimes the creature featured has a broad vampire crossover for some reason and sometimes they are suggested.

In the case of the Doctor Mabuse films they were the subject of several pages of discussion by Erik Butler in his 2010 book Metamorphoses of the Vampire in Literature and Film: Cultural Transformations in Europe, 1732-1933 (though the third film was way out of the timeframe the first two were not) in a chapter entitled Vampires in Weimar: Shades of History. The watching of the films for this article was certainly no hardship as they were directed by the great Fritz Lang.

Aud Egede-Nissen as Cara
Mabuse was a fictional character created by Norbert Jacques in the 1921 novel Dr. Mabuse, der Spieler, and Lang’s film of the same name was released the following year and it is with Dr Mabuse the Gambler (to offer the English title) that we will begin. I guess the warning for anyone wanting to watch these films is that this one is a silent movie, and though split into two parts it comes in at a colossal four and a half hours long. It is, however, great cinema.

Rudolf Klein-Rogge as Dr Mabuse
Mabuse (Rudolf Klein-Rogge) is a genius and master of disguise who, in the public eye, is a psychoanalyst but secretly runs a criminal gang from the shadows. Given the four and a half hours I am not going to run through the ins and outs of the plot. However as a character he is said to have devil’s eyes. He has a hypnotic stare – and the concentrated view of his eyes would later become a vampire film stock-in-trade through Tod Browning’s filming of Dracula.

hypnotic eyes
So powerful is Mabuse’s hypnotic powers that he can influence people from a distance, cause people to play badly at cards (the gambler in the title refers to Mabuse both gambling with people’s fates – as Mabuse himself puts it – and gambling in casinos/gambling dens. Further it uses the German spieler in both its forms, so refers to an actor as well as a gambler) and even go so far as to cause someone to kill themselves. Both the hypnotic ability and the tie with pushing someone to suicide have counterparts within vampire tropes. The hypnosis seems to be telepathic – no verbal commands need be issued – and Mabuse describes it as an expression of his will.

Gertrude Welcker as Gräfin Told
There is one woman who loves him unquestioningly (to whom he is, at best, callous) called Cara Carozza (Aud Egede-Nissen). She never betrays him, commits suicide for him and suggests that he is immortal when she asks the rhetorical question what could he die of? She goes on to suggest that only he could destroy himself. He falls for Dusy Gräfin Told (Gertrude Welcker), who in many respects is his downfall; interestingly she is a bored member of the aristocracy who describes herself as having weary blood. There is a potentially supernatural element (beyond his hypnosis, which seems very far reaching) when Mabuse himself is faced with the ghosts of his victims. That could simply be in his head but we, earlier in the film, met a spiritualist and the fact that her gifts were simply accepted without question speaks to this scene. This film’s imdb page is here.

like a living corpse
In 1933 Lang made Das Testament des Dr. Mabuse. It was two years after his seminal M and the Testament of Dr Mabuse makes the same great use of sound as M did – indeed the opening scene with its industrial soundtrack is an exercise in tension that really does have to be experienced. Mabuse (again played by Rudolf Klein-Rogge) is in an asylum and had, for many years, been catatonic. That said his eyes still have power, it would seem, an orderly waxes lyrical about the power of them, which could almost paralyse you and also suggests that the Dr is like a living corpse.

writing the Testament
The asylum’s chief doctor, Professor Baum (Oscar Beregi Sr.), noticed that Mabuse’s hand started making writing motions and gave him pen and paper. This produced nothing but marks and then gibberish but eventually he started writing out the ravings of his mind – blueprints, essentially, for crime. It isn’t a spoiler too far to reveal that Baum takes up Mabuse’s mantle by following these instructions. Hidden from his gang (they only ever hear his voice) they cannot fathom his plans any more than the police (who start hearing whispers of the name Mabuse – even after the real doctor dies in the asylum).

through the eyes of madness
The reason the criminals cannot fathom his plans is down to the apparent senselessness of the crimes. After a jewellery heist the precious metals are melted down, the stones separated but the profits will be pushed into drugs and then they will practically be distributed for free – for instance. However Mabuse’s plan is to create what he has termed an Empire of Crime, the desire is to spread anarchy and terror. There are, of course, hints of madness – at one point Lang beautifully shows us the world through the eyes of a man who has lost his mind, the spectral office equipment only existing for him.

spectral Dr Mabuse
However where does the feverish mind end and the supernatural begin? Mabuse spirit seems to visit Baum; his voice distorted, his brain visible and his eyes at times glowing. Is this in the Professor’s head? It would seem so and yet the spectre also physically interacts with the world, opening a gate or passing over the manuscript of his testament. It also seems that there is a transference of personality, that Baum is lost and he becomes Mabuse. The film’s imdb page is here.

blind Cornelius
The last Mabuse film that Lang made was the 1960 Die 1000 Augen des Dr. Mabuse, or the thousand eyes of Dr Mabuse. Modernised, it becomes a thriller and whilst there are hints of the supernatural – as there is a prominent role for Cornelius (Wolfgang Preiss), a blind clairvoyant – ultimately the supernatural is eschewed. The villain may call himself Mabuse but he is working from a copy of the Testament (we don’t know how he got it, the file was a stolen police one but the story behind its retrieval is not given) and the 1000 eyes are cameras. There is hypnosis involved but Lang almost casually tosses that in at the end of the film. This added little to the ‘Vamp or Not?’ discussion, to be fair, though the goal was the Empire of Crime again. The film’s imdb page is here.

apparition of a victim
So is it Vamp? On the description I have offered, no, there are certainly tropes it shares with some vampire works but maybe only enough to make it genre interesting. But let us see what Butler had to say. We have to remember that there was, at one point, plenty of crossover between the vampire and the werewolf. Butler quotes the Mabuse of Norbert’s novel as saying, “I am a werewolf. I suck up human blood! Every day, hatred burns off all the blood that runs in my veins, and every night I fill them with a new victim’s blood”. Given this we can see why Butler looked towards the character.

dead Mabuse opens the gate
Mabuse is called a superior intellect and Lang himself suggested that, “I saw the master criminal after World War I as a version of the superman which Nietzsche had created in his writings.” The vampire can be used as a symbol to explore the Nietzsche übermensch or overman (probably a better translation than superman) and has been so used several times. Butler makes a compelling case for Mabuse to have become a force of evil, rather than just a man, and points out that in the later (non-Lang) Mabuse film In the Steel Net of Dr Mabuse, there is a book that shows the forms the devil takes; werewolves, vampires and (there is a chapter in the book on) Mabuse.

subsuming Baum
I am still not convinced. In many respects he did live on after death – was the spectral Mabuse a figment of imagination as Baum went mad or a real presence that took over his personality? That is left for the viewer to decide. Certainly his Testament enabled the events of the third film, and thus allowed him immortality, with goals that were just as diabolic. However I can’t actually get past the idea that there are tropes in common but not enough to actually say Vamp. The fact that the character created by the author would veer more that way, at least symbolically, should not impact the view of the films, unfortunately, and so I say Not Vamp. All that is written with the utmost respect for Erik Butler, however, whose books are genre necessities. As a final point, Mabuse does make an appearance in Kim Newman’s vampire novel the Blood Red Baron.

El Castillo de los Monstruos – review

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Director: Julián Soler

Release date: 1958

Contains spoilers

When I ordered this on Amazon (UK) the page suggested the film was in English. Given the set’s Spanish titling I hoped it would be at least subtitled. It isn’t either, being Spanish language only, so be aware of that if you decide you want to get a hold of this mostly harmless but in one point highly offensive piece of Mexican hokum.

As for me, well the internet is a wondrous place and I managed to find fan subs out there, which were radically mistimed... but the VLS player allows a manual sync of such things. A wee bit of adjustment and we were ready to go.

the Frankenstein's Monster
The film itself starts with a carriage. We don’t see the driver but do see hairy, clawed hands at the reins (and I assume it was the wolfman (Vicente Lara, Santo and Blue Demon Vs the Monsters) as the other suspect from later in the film, an ape faced man, seemed to be kept locked in a cell). As the carriage gets to a castle a crippled man (Guillermo Orea, El ataúd del Vampiro) knocks at the castle entrance and tells the Frankenstein’s Monster that a package has arrived – that package is a coffin.

buying a funeral
In the nearby town the newspaper is full of reports of bodies being snatched from the graveyard. That doesn’t seem to bother Clavillazo (Antonio Espino) a bungling, good natured undertaker. After some banter with his blind neighbour (Carlos Orellana) he goes to work, though his boss is worried about lack of business. He is, like all the other townsfolk, wary of the crippled man. A young woman, Beatrice (Evangelina Elizondo), comes in wanting to bury her aunt. Beatrice is an orphan, new in town and she was going to live with her aunt. Unfortunately she only has 15 pesos, hundreds shy of a funeral. Given he fancies her, Clavillazo decides to carry out the funeral for free, provides mourners and then offers her the use of his home.

Evangelina Elizondo as Beatrice
Now, I mentioned that the film becomes highly offensive and it is when Clavillazo books into a hotel and the owner’s son (Arturo Cobo) has a mental health impairment. The fact that they make him nothing more than the foil of a joke for Clavillazo along with the generally massively unsympathetic portrayal just wouldn’t cut the mustard today in what was otherwise family level entertainment. It was uncomfortable watching. However, things get back on track after that scene and Clavillazo and Beatrice start to fall in love but she has attracted the attention of the sinister Dr Sputnik.

eye mojo
He has been trying to perfect a being through the use of cadavers, and created a legion of monsters in so doing. He now wants to try and use a live subject and Beatrice is his choice. He displays a thoroughly powerful brand of eye mojo – given that he seems to be able to hypnotise her not only from a distance but out of eye-line as well. Having taken her to his castle, it is up to Clavillazo to rescue her. Of course, that means braving the monsters.

moody profile shot
Which brings us to the vampire (Germán Robles, el Vampiro, the Nostradamus series& also El ataúd del Vampiro). Robles pretty much reprises his role as Count Karol de Lavud but played for laughs. Clavillazo refers to him as the bat (we do see a really crap bat at one point but it is not confirmed as to whether that was the vampire or not) and we get a Benny Hill-esque chase around a coffin with the pair. The vampire is eventually killed by the sun (simply vanishing).

Germán Robles as the vampire
Without the moment I mentioned this was have been a fairly inoffensive Mexican comedy that was mildly amusing. It was not, however, a great monster mash nor was it great cinema. All in all it would have attracted 4 out of 10 and I won’t reduce that score, recognising it as a product of its time and suggesting you just skip the hotel scene.

The imdb page is here.

Sanguivorous – review

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Director: Naoki Yoshimoto

Release date: 2011

Contains spoilers

The DVD suggests that Sanguivorous, also known as Kyuketsu, is an Avant-garde vampire movie from Japan. That is likely to tweak your interest or send you off running. It also suggests that it is a silent movie – that is not entirely true, there is dialogue in the first 10 minutes of the 57 minute running time.

My interest was tweaked – I do like a little bit of avant-garde filmmaking. Unfortunately this didn’t live up to expectation, but I think I know why.

the city
Shot with heavy filters the cinematography is designed to produce mood rather than setting. After an opening that tells us about the "interior world" we see the city, grainy in shot and vibrating to the droning industrial sounds that create the primary soundtrack of the film. Whilst interior could direct us to a journey of the inner self, it also suggest a hollow world and that brought Marebito to mind (though the earlier film is vastly superior).

the bloodied cross
We see a girl (Ayumi Kakizawa) praying in a room, her actual prayer is “eli eli lama sabachthani” (My God, My God, why have you forsaken me). She takes two pills and begins coughing, she coughs blood into her hand, over her cross. In the bathroom she drops the cross into a sink, she looks into the mirror – pressing her fingers against the glass as though she might go through it. I took the illness to be tuberculosis.

bloodied walls
She leaves the house. Dialogue starts, we hear the tale of a vessel carrying the coffin of a 500 year old Romanian vampire that arrived on the shores of Japan. It is a boy telling the girl the story. He suggests that a virgin was taken and ritually deflowered and her blood caught in a grail and poured over the mummified vampire. 40 days later he came to life and killed all those involved in the ritual. The girl was destined, after 300 years, to awaken as a half human and half vampire (through arousal) and all those of her blood would awaken one day and attack humanity. The arrival of the coffin reminded me of the backstory in the Japanese horror film the Bloodthirsty Roses.

boyfriend tied
The inference, of course, is that she is the virgin girl who awakens through the film. The boy shows her talisman’s painted on his skin (to protect from vampirism or her tuberculosis?) and she confides that the doctors suggest her illness is a mild case. He becomes sexual towards her, despite her saying that she is saving her purity. She runs from him having sliced across his stomach with her nails.

the first bite
She hides in, perhaps, a netherworld – I took this to be the inner world mentioned at the head of the film – where there is a vampire woman and vampire man (Ko Murobushi) and the young man enters that world looking for her. What we then get is a procession of images that tell a simple story of her conversion to vampirism, the boy's willing sacrifice of himself, betrayal by the vampire woman (she bites the boy the third time when it is known that the third bite makes the vampire the master of the bitten), all leading ultimately to the girl's self-sacrifice.

Ko Murobushi as the vampire
The story is simple but some of the imagery works really well, especially around Ko Murobushi who is a master of Butoh dance theatre. He seems to be channelling Graff Orlock and the sinewy grace of his movements impart a lot of style into the proceedings. However the stylised filtering over the photography can get a bit much and the film does very little to offer a narrative. Over all it doesn’t work too brilliantly.

led in blood
I said at the head that I thought I knew why and, apparently, the film was first part of a tour that had a live musical accompaniment. The music in that was different to the score on the film, which was new and created by the director. As a mood piece, projected on a back screen to enhance a live musical performance I can see this working. As a piece of cinema it doesn’t work well at all. I did like the connection between vampirism and tuberculosis (if I haven’t read too much in) and the use of the concept of the vampire as outsider (indeed foriegn culture), which underpins the backstory and is juxtaposed against the traditional Butoh dance. 3 out of 10 is given for some of the imagery and Ko Murobushi.

The imdb page is here.

The Rivals of Dracula – review

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Editor: Michel Parry

First published: 1977

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: Vampires!

Vampires – those toothy denizens of darkness with their deathly-pale faces and hot-coal eyes and their craving for rich, warm, red blood – have been scaring hell out of people for centuries. Visions of abject terror – of satin-lined opera cloaks and polished black hair, of long twisty fingers beckoning beautiful virgins and turreted castles shrouded in mist and moonlight, of creaking coffins and garlic garlands, of flapping bats’ wings and stakes through the heart – have stirred the imaginations of millions through the ages.

Now, in the brilliantly original collection, you are invited to meet some of the very best vampires ever...

The rivals of Dracula

The review: This is an old anthology and, as well as being cheap second hand, I hoped there might be a rare tale or two in it.

The introduction by Michel Parry is woefully out of date, it mentions a more definitive connection between Dracula and Vlad Ţepeş than there actually is, it mentions penny dreadful stories that have now been proven not to exist, it gets the authorship of Varney the Vampire wrong… but all of the above is simply a product of the time.

The volume is thin and some of the stories are newer than I’d have liked – with the title Rivals of Dracula I was hoping for older or contemporary tales. The Anonymously penned the Mysterious Stranger is such a tale – translated from German into English in 1854. It is a marvellous tale and I should feature it as an interesting short at some point (in the meantime I do look at it in my volume The Media Vampire.) E & H Heron’s the Story of Baelbrow is from 1898 and is particularly interesting as it combines an Egyptian Mummy with vampire lore. The house is haunted by a ghost, vampiric in nature but non-corporeal until it is able to possess the mummy’s remains.

The other tales run from M.R. James’ 1904 piece Count Magnus, though whether that is actually a vampire tale is debatable, through to the 70s. A favourite piece was the Undead Die (1948) by E Everett Evans – this has love overcoming monstrosity and the vampires are also called lamia within it. Manly Wade Wellman reminds us, in the Horror Undying (1936), that “A werewolf, if killed and left unburnt, would rise from death, and rise to be a blood-drinking vampire.

Though thin, the stories are well chosen and there are some unusual entries in the collection that perhaps do not show up in every collection of shorts. The legend on the cover declaring “A century of vampire fiction” was a misnomer, of course, as there was a story dated before 1877, as mentioned above. Worth having, however, and I love the manbat cover. 7 out of 10.

Tales of the Third Dimension – review

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Director: Thom McIntyre (vampire segment)

Release date: 1984

Contains spoilers

A portmanteau film from the early 80s, with a most uninspired and almost puerile name, this really was a low rent Tales from the Crypt. Instead of the Cryptkeeper we have a puppet host of a decomposing corpse who calls himself Igor (but pronounces it eye-gor). The delivery of the unnamed vocal talent is staccato and the jokes flat. Though, perhaps not as flat as the jokes delivered by the puppet vultures – I kid you not.

Of course a good wraparound is desirable but not necessary, so long as the film segments are good. The vampire segment is first up and so we’ll get to “Young Blood”, as it is called, in just a moment. However I’ll just mention that the second segment, Guardians, is interesting and lacks a supernatural element and the last segment, Visions of Sugar Plums, worked the best and is a tale of a grandma gone psychotic, told with black humour and has a Santa Claus intervention.

Miss Marquette and Dudley
Here, however, it is Young Blood that concerns us and, unfortunately, it is the weakest segment that relies on viewer familiarity with worn tropes to carry itself. It begins with Miss Marquette (Fran Taylor) leaving an office building followed by Dudley (Kevin Campbell). Dudley is less than happy, Marquette (apparently his boss) has agreed to see a couple about adoption at their home and out of office hours – something that is against protocol. She can’t tell him why she agreed, it was just something about the client’s voice. They arrive at night, at a ramshackle mansion, wolves howl and bats fly overhead.

The Count and Countess
They are greeted by the Count (Robert Bloodworth) and Countess (Kate Hunter) – both with their best faux-Lugosi accents. They want a child – either gender so long as it is healthy and want the agents to cut through any red tape. Miss Marquette is most willing, somewhat taken by the Count it seems. Dudley is less sure. After we get a name gag “‘Mr?’ ‘Count…’ ‘Mr Count’” that would years later be used in Young Dracula, the Count offers to prove their suitability for parenthood. The Countess telepathically summons four kids who are already with them.

the problem child
Time passes and Miss Marquette is going to pick up the young man who will be placed with the Count and Countess. Dudley has found him but warns her that he has a reputation as a problem child. She takes him anyway. He seems like a smart young man and is taken to his new bedroom whilst Miss Marquette is given her reward – a draining by the Count. The Count then goes upstairs to hear the Countess reading her new ward the story of Vladimir (a story, the Count suggests, which would give a child nightmares). He was unable to glean why the child is deemed a problem from Miss Marquette's mind.

fangs on show
And here I spoil the punchline but, you know what, the segment is such fluff that it doesn’t matter. The boy starts growling and leaps under his bedclothes (we have seen that he seems unusually hairy). As the Count pulls the sheet away we get a flash of fur (no clear shot is given) as the werewolf boy attacks. By the time he returns to human shape the vampires are both dead. In the morning Dudley picks him up; the boy is his son.

drained dry
A comment from Igor telling us that a vampire doesn’t stand a chance against a werewolf and that’s it. The segment was played for comedy value, there was no real depth to it and it is over and done with in a flash. The accents underscored how clichéd the whole thing was and that’s sad because there was a kernel of an idea that, in the right hands, could have been worthwhile. All in all this segment is only worth 3 out of 10 (the wrap-around would get less and the other two segments more).

The imdb page is here.

Bride of the Midnight King: A Grimm Blood Tale – review

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Author: Kat Parrish

First published: 2014

Contains spoilers


The blurb: Bride of the Midnight King is a paranormal romance with a fairy tale twist--Bride of the Midnight King. A vampire version of Cinderella set in a fabulous fairy tale land. A coming-of-age tale based on one of the most beloved fairy tales of all time, Bride of the Midnight King melds the romantic/classic Cinderella story and a richly textured vampire mythology to create something unique.

And the story begins with ...once upon a time

The land was called Eindar, and those who lived there called it “home,” but those who lived beyond its borders called it “The Divided Kingdom” because it was a place where humans and vampires shared the land but divided the day’s hours into sunlight and shadow, and there were only a few whose lives were lived in both realms.

Eindar had once been ruled by a royal house of humans, but that era ended when the last human king—Lorant the Third—took a vampire wife and died, leaving the kingdom in her care. Queen Isix abdicated in favor of her son Adraxus, and the sons of his line had occupied the throne of the Shadow Palace ever since.

By custom, the vampire kings choose human consorts to rule by their side. A king chose his consort for any number of reasons, but rarely was love involved. Or so it was until the last consort of King Idrax died, leaving behind a most unusual bequest. Lady Judita’s final gift to the kingdom and the king she’d loved was a complete surprise, and it changed …everything.

The review: Fairy tales should be dark, that is certainly my opinion. I have no time for saccharine fairy tales with bright colours and shrilly twee songs. I want a lush gothic landscape. So, it appears, does Kat Parrish.

The blurb makes it very clear that this is, essentially, a retelling of Cinderella with a twist that this is a kingdom where vampires and humans co-exist. In truth the vampire aspect could have been, for the most part, ignored and the story would have worked and I could say that I would have liked to have seen a more bloody, dare I say it, gory tale. I could, but I hope that some of the more base vampire traits will out in later volumes.

However I do not want to be churlish about such a marvellously written novella. Parrish built a complex (at least in titles) political background that never intruded into the story and became natural swiftly. But more so it was the evocative prose that captured me, reminiscent of Tanith Lee, though eschewing the impenetrable denseness that can (on occasion, if we are honest) mar some of Lee’s work. Parrish married gothic richness and flowing prose masterfully.

I might also suggest that perhaps the very individual and assertive voice of main character Yala seemed quelled somewhat as she and the vampire king, Idrax, tumbled headlong into happy ever after. However I am trusting Parrish will let the voice assert itself in future volumes and remind myself that, beyond the gothic tapestry, this is still a paranormal romance. Romance is welcome when well written and I genuinely enjoyed this volume. 8 out of 10.


Honourable Mention: A Clockwork Orange

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A genius piece of film-making – withdrawn from UK distribution by director Stanley Kubrick and only subsequently rereleased after his death – this 1971 piece of cinema was based on Anthony Burgess’ equally genius novel of the same name.

A story of ultraviolence, Government control, the morality of freedom of choice, prison reform and societal decay; it featured Malcolm McDowell (Vamps, Tales from the Crypt: the Reluctant Vampire& Suck) as main character and narrator Alex – a boy whose primary interests are rape, ultraviolence and Ludwig Van Beethoven.

fleeting visitation
It is early in the film, when listening to Ludwig Van, that Alex’s narration alludes to the images the music stirs in his mind and we see, amongst the images, Alex as a vampire. His narration suggests, “Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures! ” The image of Alex with fangs appears three times in the montage and that is the only vampire aspect to the film – a fleeting visitation indeed.

When I watched the film again I was struck by one line, so much so that I wrote it down. Perhaps a prophetic view of today back then, “It's funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.” A Clockwork Orange is a must see film. The imdb page is here.

Interesting Shorts: The Mysterious Stranger

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Montague Summers has a lot to answer for. He listed the short story “The Mysterious Stranger” as being translated into English in 1860, for the Odds and Ends publication. Actually this was a reprint of the story but the date has stuck (in fact I listed it as this date in The Media Vampire).

Some checking prior to writing this article led to another couple of dates being listed. In Stoker’s Notes for Dracula the date 1853 is given and the publication Chambers's Repository of Instructive and Amusing Tracts listed, other sources suggest that it was printed in 1854. The use of this date is understandable as the Internet Archive has the publication listed as 1853. However if you look into the online scan of the publication it clearly has the printing date as 1854 but this does not necessarily reflect the publication date. I am sticking with 1853 but we must also remember that this is the translation, the story states “Translated from the German” and we know little about that. The illustrative image at the head is from Chambers’s Repository.

The content of the story is, however, most remarkable. It pre-empts Dracula in a couple of ways and has a slight Vernian element to it. It begins with a group of travellers. The Knight of Fahnenberg had inherited estates in the Carpathians and he travelled with his beautiful daughter Franziska. There was also the young aristocrat Baron Franz von Kronstein, Fahnenberg’s nephew and Franziska’s companion Bertha.

Franziska is quite an arrogant young lady and disdainful of the affections that Franz holds for her. He is described as an incredibly handsome youth but she prefers men of action, such as Bertha’s betrothed the Castellan of Glogau, Knight of Woislaw. Woislaw, a scarred warrior and who has lost one hand, is away fighting the Turks. In fact she actually would prefer such a man, even if he were to abuse her, than someone she deems as effeminate.

It is winter and they find themselves stalked by starving wolves. They make a break and, despite their guide’s reticence, head towards the ruins of Klatka (which are on fahnenberg’s estates) and get just outside them when the wolves catch them. A Stranger appears, placing himself between the company and the wolves, and somehow causes the wolves to stop. A wave of his hand causes them to slink back into the forest. The stranger then vanishes into the ruins (for some reason the company do not pursue him to find out who he was but continue on their way).

So, at this point we have the vampire (for that is who the stranger is) with an affinity for wolves and a setting of the Carpathians. It is some time after the first encounter that the newcomers explore the ruins. Just after sunset they meet the stranger again and, though he doesn’t give them a name, he is invited to visit them. We get the following dialogue:

"You wish it ?--You press the invitation?" asked the stranger earnestly and decidedly. 
"To be sure, for otherwise you will not come," replied the young lady shortly. 
"Well, then, come I will!" said the other, again fixing his gaze on her. "If my company does not please you at any time, you will have yourself to blame for an acquaintance with one who seldom forces himself, but is difficult to shake off."

It is easy to suggest that this is a form of needing an invitation, in fact later he apologises for coming unannounced but makes a point of reminding that he was invited. He gives his name as Azzo von Klatka and is given a description that suggests a grey complexion and contemptuous, piercing grey eyes. Though he arrives at dinner time he does not partake and suggests he relies on a liquid diet!

His predation is on Franziska who has a repeated “dream” of him coming to her and kissing her neck, just where a cut appears that never seems to heal. She becomes weaker and weaker (with symptoms that sound consumptive) and he becomes more rosy of complexion as time passes. He only visited when the moon shines and later we hear that vampires “were deceased persons, who had once served as nourishment to Vampires, or who had died in deadly sin, or under excommunication; and that whenever the moon shone, they rose from their graves, and sucked the blood of the living.”

This is told to us by Woislaw when he visits Bertha. He protects the Baron, who was challenging the vampire to a dual, by shaking the creature’s hand. Because he has a mechanical hand (our Vernian aspect of the tale) he has a more than human strength in his grip and the vampire mistakes him for one of his own kind, assuming that Woislaw wishes to feed on the Baron. This mistaking the knight for a vampire due to his perceived preternatural strength was something that had happened previously to him whilst in Hungary.

He gets Franziska to pursue her own cure – though he does not explain the circumstances or the fact that Azzo is a vampire until afterwards. He takes her to the vampire’s grave as the sun sets with an hour before the moon rises. He tells her to descend into the crypt, whilst he prays upstairs, and there “…you will find, close to the entrance, a coffin, on which is placed a small packet. Open this packet, and you will find three long iron nails and a hammer. Then pause for a moment; but when I begin to repeat the Credo in a loud voice, knock with all your might, first one nail, then a second and then a third, into the lid of the coffin, tight up to their heads.”

Whilst she does this, Azzo struggles in his coffin and blood seeps out, which the girl must rub into her wound to heal it (and, presumably cure the infection).

Over all it is a rich and fulfilling tale, predating Stoker.

Open graves, open minds – review

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Edited by: Sam George and Bill Hughes

First Published: 2013

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: Open graves, open minds relates the Undead in literature and other media to questions concerning genre, technology, consumption and social change. It features original research by leading scholars (Dr Sam George is a frequent commentator on the contemporary vampire; Dr Catherine Spooner, a pioneer of the study of Contemporary Gothic; and Dr Stacey Abbott is the author of the seminal work on the vampire in film and TV). The essays cover texts both familiar and unexpected, bringing debates around fictional vampires into the twenty-first century where they are currently enjoying a vogue.

This wide-ranging collection forms a coherent narrative which follows Enlightenment studies of the vampire's origins in folklore and folk panics, tracing sources of vampire fiction, through Romantic incarnations in Byron and Polidori to Le Fanu's Carmilla. Further essays discuss the undead in the context of Dracula, fin-de-siècle decadence and Nazi Germany together with early cinematic treatments. The rise of the sympathetic vampire is charted from Coppola's Dracula, to Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Twilight. More recent manifestations in novels, TV, Goth subculture, young adult fiction and cinema are dealt with in discussions of True Blood, The Vampire Diaries and much more.

The book is essential reading for those who wish to explore open graves with an open mind: scholars of literature and film, enthusiasts of all things vampiric and writers of Undead fiction. The Transylvanian notebooks of the award-winning novelist Marcus Sedgwick conclude the study, shedding light on recent trends in young adult fiction. Sedgwick lays bare the writing process for budding novelists and creative writers in the genre.

The review: Despite the high price tag that can be attached to reference works (and this volume is rather pricey) a well-researched, well planned volume can be a most fulfilling read.

Sub-headed “Representations of vampires and the Undead from the Enlightenment to the present day”, Open graves, open minds is firmly about the media vampire and the contributions ran the gamut from the Vampyre through to some of the newest TV series. I didn’t necessarily agree with all I read but the chapters all made me think and that makes such a thing worthwhile. I also love it when a book switches me on to something new (to me). Juliann Ulin’s contribution, Sheridan le Fanu’s vampires and Ireland’s invited invasion, looked at some of the subtext about the British occupancy of Ireland and the Great Famine within La Fanu’s work. Of course we all know Carmilla but I had never seen his story The Mysterious Lodger connected with vampirism before – you can look forward to a ‘Vamp or Not?’ article about that in the future.

One aspect that I perhaps think needs a broader view was the idea of the “defanged vampire”. Aiming at Twilight but also taking in True Blood (specifically around Bill) and also the Vampire Diaries. The vampire genre is so large that this is unwarrantedly selective and for every Cullen we can counter with a vampire from 30 Days of Night (for example). However the vampires in True Blood may be playing nice but are not domesticated by a long shot and the Vampire Diary vampires are often homicidal (I know of comments about Damon being hard to take as a character because all the other characters seem to have forgotten that he is essentially a serial killer who has killed many of their loved ones).The interesting aspect of the "good" vampire is in how the characters more often than not fall from grace and that warrants investigation also.

Of course the sparkling example (pun intended) is Edward from Twilight but – even if we leave some of the subtexts alone and ignore the fact that he is a very creepy stalker – we need to recognise that even in Meyer’s universe, where we do not get the same fall from grace as other franchises, the Cullens are an aberration and the majority of vampires are ruthless killers.

Be that as it may, even the contributions based around Twilight were worthwhile reads and I make that point as it is too easy to dismiss things once that brand is mentioned. The book veers into zombie territory for one chapter but for the main looked directly at our toothsome friends and the book is highly recommended as a primary reference work on the media vampire. 9 out of 10.

The Temptress – review

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Director: Jeff Kirkendall

Release date: 2002*

Contains spoilers

*IMDb gives the release date as 2003, the DVD box states 2002.

It is sometimes difficult, when watching a low budget independent movie. Clearly you are not going to get the professional effects of a higher budget piece and the acting might be of a lower standard but there are often things that make the film stand out as worthwhile – even if it is only heart.

There were some serious issues with the Temptress – in narrative and photography primarily. However you can see that writer, director and actor Kirkendall really believed in what he was doing. The DVD I used for review is the special edition, this included the short film 3 to Murder, a prelude to this film. I watched Tempress first and wrote the review before watching the prequel (which will be subject to a further article).

felt overexposed
The film starts with a garage and Eric (Matt Kennedy, Bloodlust (2004)) is getting ready to go camping (though the full amount of gear he and his girlfriend, Tina (Jennifer Lescovich), take seems to amount to a cool box, wine and glasses, two lanterns and two sleeping bags). The car journey takes us through the credits – the music seems odd and ill placed, though a change of theme later in the credits suits the film better. The photography sometimes becomes way too exposed, perhaps indicating that Kirkendall was not au fait with the digital camera that he was shooting with for the first time (according to sleeve notes included with the DVD).

Amy Naple as Angelique
The couple get to their spot and Tina informs him that it is meant to be haunted. The story goes that, some time before, a man was tempted through the woods by a beautiful woman but then woke up back at the camp – as ghost stories go it is pretty darn lame. Night falls; we can tell as the lanterns are on because the day for night shot doesn’t even bother with a filter to try and disguise the technique… it is broad daylight but let’s all simply pretend it’s not. A woman, Angelique (Amy Naple), steals a lantern after waking Eric and draws him through the woods. She wears a sharp finger sheath ring.

Eric with lantern
They get to a building and she makes him sleep, and then awakens him straddling him. Why she had the finger sheath is unknown as she sprouts long black nails and fangs. He struggles and (at times) she appears to be Tina. Then she calls herself Tina and vanishes. It is a diversion. Tina is being fed upon and turned by Angelique and another vampire, Rose (Mary Kay Hilko). By the time Eric gets back to the camp site Tina is gone. This is followed by a scene, presumably some time later, with Karen (Jennifer Birn) being kicked out of a car (for not putting out). The previous day for night shot technique is abandoned for actual night shots (the lighting is heavy handed but the value of shooting night shots at night has to be stated). Karen is mugged, and the mugger is then killed by the vampiric Tina who has happened along (but he accidentally shoots Karen during the struggle) and so the dying Karen is saved by Tina.

feeding
Cut to the modern day and Karen, Tina and Rachael (Eileen McCashion) have taken up residence in a house. As we start Karen is talking to Ronnie (Tim Hatch) whilst Tina is getting it on with David (James Carolus, also Bloodlust). David is intent on robbing them but Karen has left a male victim to turn by accident and it all goes wrong. We then get a convoluted story of Angelique trying to get Rachael back (as a lover presumably), other female vampires vying for power off Angelique (or trying to get back into her grace and favour) and the main girls (bar Rachael who is mostly not in the film) trying to lead a life away from the head vampire.

Ronnie with stake
It’s actually an ambitiously convoluted plot but, with a 67 minute running time (some of that mis-paced with certain scenes lingering too damn long – such as Tina dancing with David) and poor narrative structure, the story loses itself and ambition falls over I’m afraid. As for lore a stake through the heart (or a vampire draining another vampire) kills – though why David stakes one vampire (Heather Blossom Brown, also Bloodlust) in the stomach, causes her to collapse, drops the stake, leaves her to get up as he hides, eventually follows her for some distance... and then he stakes her with a branch (rather than staking her when she was down) was beyond me. The vampires lack reflections, the awful day for night shots confuse us when it comes to the impact of the sun on the vampires and Angelique is a pureblood, born a vampire.

clowning around?
Effects were sparse but the staking was effective. I do have to say that, when Tina ate the mugger near the start of the proceedings, the blood round her mouth made her look like she was wearing clown makeup – a shame, but mostly the blood effects were quite good. All in all this was poor but I appreciate that Kirkendall really was doing something he believed in and that is worth mentioning as there is an honesty present, even if the quality falters badly. 3 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Beverly Hills Vamp – review

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Director: Fred Olen Ray

Release date: 1989

Contains spoilers

You’ve got to hand it to Fred Olen Ray, he kept pumping those films out (at the time of writing this review IMDb listed 136 directing credits) and this was probably the best known of his vampire films.

Unfortunately this one doesn’t have a DVD release (it is on instant video via Amazon US) but when Alex alerted me to its presence on YouTube then the time had come for it to receive the TMtV treatment.

the Big Book of Vampires
Where it starts ahead of some of Fred’s other efforts is that it is unashamedly a comedy and that actually excuses the worst excesses. I wouldn’t say it’s the greatest comedy but bits work well and the cameo I’ll reveal later was just superb. It starts, however, with an intro piece by Professor Somerset (Pat McCormick) who asks us, “Vampires! Fact or lurid dime novel fiction?” He tells us that vampires benefit from us not believing in them and that this story comes from the Big Book of Vampires. An intercard has Fred telling us that the story is essentially factual.

Jay Richardson as Aaron
The opening scene of the story has a couple of cops checking out – and sampling – a whore house in Beverley Hills, of course the prostitutes are vampires and the cops become dinner. The actual main film itself follows three guys, Kyle (Eddie Deezen, A Polish Vampire in Burbank), Brock (Tim Conway Jr.) and Russell (Tom Shell). Have come to LA to break into movies. Kyle is the scriptwriter, Brock the director and Russell the cameraman and their one advantage is that Brock’s uncle, Aaron Pendleton (Jay Richardson, Tomb of the Werewolf& Haunting Desires), is a producer. He seems more interested in getting them to do crewing work on his next project, Motor Cycle Sluts in Heat (Fred Olen Ray is dying to direct it!)

the Vamps
Kyle has a girl back home, Molly (Brigitte Burdine), and gives her a ring. He is therefore reticent when the guys decide to buy some entertainment for the night (Brock has his Dad’s charge card with him). However he does go along and, after a daft condom buying gag, they get to the house in Beverly Hills. The butler Balthazar (Ralph Lucas) lets them in and soon they meet the three ladies of the house Jessica (Debra Lamb), Claudia (Jillian Kesner) and Kristina (Michelle Bauer, also Tomb of the Werewolf, Morgana, Evil Toons , Red Lips& Vampire Vixens from Venus). Kyle is taken along but changes his mind. The mistress of the house, Madame Cassandra (Britt Ekland, the Monster Club) tries to prevent him from leaving but he gets away despite her efforts.

bitten Brock
The next day, when the lads haven't returned, Kyle goes to the cops (who aren’t really interested), phones Molly for advice and then goes and sees Aaron. As they talk Brock comes in sporting a rather nasty looking hickey and a very pale complexion. His mind is a blank regarding the events of the night before but Kyle quickly realises that he is a vampire (with no reflection) and Kyle and Aaron go to get advice from a priest who was an advisor on an exorcism movie. The question of how Brock got to Aaron’s office during the day is glossed over with a suggestion that it might be because he is newly bitten.


cross on forehead
Now for the cameo I mentioned – Father Ferraro is played by none other than Robert Quarry (Count Yorga, Vampire, the Return of Count Yorga, Deathmaster& Madhouse). Quarry even gets to yell out, theatrically, “Begone Count Yorga”. Ferraro offers us our lore (and it’s all fairly standard) including the idea that killing the head vampire will free those newly bitten. Stakes (or other sharp objects, an umbrella is used later), holy water and crucifixes are good to kill vampires – Ferraro suggests slipping a cross into a female vampire’s cleavage will work a treat. So it’s off to save Kyle’s friends, meanwhile Molly is heading to LA…

holy water burns
This wasn’t bad, all things considered. As I said at the head of the review, the fact that it is a comedy rather than a straight film works in its favour. The in jokes (especially at Fred Olen Ray’s own expense) are knowing and the Robert Quarry cameo wonderful – he is phoned later to go over his advice and it sounds like he is conducting an orgy! It is not the greatest comedy, sure, but it is still amusing. The girls all look great, which is a bonus, and special credit to Ralph Lucas for his wonderfully campy performance as Balthazar.

staked
The effects leave a lot to be desired, each dying vampire expelling shades of light before glowing and vanishing into nothing (and taking the offending stake or cross with them). An injured vampire bleeds green, by the way. The story is almost painfully simple but that also works in the film’s favour as it then relies on the larger than life characters to carry it, which they do. Overall this deserves a strong 5 out of 10– it is well deserving of being the best known of Fred Olen Ray’s vampire flicks, as it actually is probably his best.

The imdb page is here.

Honourable Mention: Dead Snow 2: Red Vs Dead

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When I originally looked at Dead Snow I did so on the basis that, whilst it looked like a zombie film, it really wasn’t. The Z word was used once all film and these intelligent, tool using creatures appeared to be draugr. In the Encyclopedia of Vampire Mythology, Bane suggests that “A draugr jealously guards its treasures and viciously attacks anyone who enters its tomb” and the Nazi restless dead came after the folks of the first film because they had taken the Nazi’s gold.

attacking Martin
This film, released in 2014 and directed by Tommy Wirkola, gives us a brief recap of the previous film and we see survivor Martin (Vegar Hoel) lose an arm – he is bitten and, not knowing that bites do not infect, he cuts it off at the elbow with a chainsaw. Martin is allowed to leave as he returns the gold but when he gets to his car there is one gold coin unreturned... The new story starts here as this causes a renewed attack. Martin manages to drive off with the Nazi commander, Herzog (Ørjan Gamst), clinging to the side of his car. A brush with a truck pulls the Nazi off the car – but he leaves an arm behind. Martin throws the coin onto the road and speeds off.

Herzog and his men
The truck stops and, whilst trying to give cpr, the trucker (Lars Sundsbø) gets his lips bitten off. Herzog retrieves the coin but the truck has the name of the town Tolvik written on it. As the film develops we discover that, before they were killed, Herzog and his troop had been given orders to kill all the residents of the town by Hitler in revenge for the sinking of a German destroyer. So the name of the game in this film is revenge, rather than greed.

the Zombie Squad
Martin crashes the car and wakes up in hospital, handcuffed as the police believe he killed his friends. The good news, he is told, is that they have reattached his arm – actually Herzog’s arm. At first this arm has a will of its own, for instance killing people, but eventually Martin gets control of it. He ends up escaping and in contact with a US anti-zombie group, the zombie squad – actually a group of well-meaning nerds who manage to get the fastest flight from the US to Norway ever (it would seem) and with them Martin looks to stop Herzog.

a new arm
The Z word is used lots in this film but, I will say again, they are not zombies (at one point the zombie squad’s Daniel (Martin Starr) suggests Martin has created “a whole new genre” of zombies). Herzog has Martin’s arm attached to his body by a Nazi doctor and it attaches through supernatural means. His men are depleted but he is able to raise further draugr. When he tries this in a German war grave it fails (the area is too warm and the bodies have rotted) and so he raises victims found en route – who all obey him. Martin later discovers that his new arm can both kill draugr and also raise the dead (and so he raises a troop of Soviet POWS killed by Herzog, hence the Red Vs Dead in the title). So we have necromantic, speaking, tool using, tank driving dead creatures – really not zombies.

weeping blood
But nor are they vampires, either. The reason for including this is more out of genre interest as draugr are often conflated with vampires in a mythology sense. I do wish the Norwegian characters had called them draugr and left the zombie descriptor to the American characters, as that is what they would seem to be. There is an interesting moment when Herzog enters a church and all the stained glass icons begin to weep blood – but nothing further was done with this. However there is plenty of gore and a streak of black humour a mile wide. Recommended.

The imdb page is here.

Vamp or Not? The Mysterious Lodger

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When looking at the work of J Sheridan Le Fanu, specifically for vampire tales, there are three primary pieces. The obvious one is Carmilla, the classic tale of Styrian vampirism. The other two primary stories are Strange Event in the Life of Schalken the Painter and Spalatro, from the notes of Fra Giacomo.

However I was reading Open Graves, open minds and the essay “Sheridan Le Fanu’s Vampires and Ireland’s Invited Invasion” by Julieann Ulin suggested that Le Fanu’s 1850 tale The Mysterious Lodger was a vampire tale. It wasn’t a story I was familiar with and so I dutifully checked it out.

The story is narrated by a man named Richard. He has a(n unnamed) wife, a daughter called Fanny who is 9 years old and a son simply known as baby who is 4, the family live in London. He makes great effort to point out that he was, as the events began, a secularist (despite his wife’s faith and the fact that his father had been a clergyman) and the story is very much one of faith and entities that seem to be agents of the infernal and the divine.

As the story begins he admits to being in debt and, so as to get out of said debt, the family decide to rent a room to a lodger. They do not have much luck getting a lodger until Fanny comes home and says she met an elderly gentleman (said to be fat, using a crutch and frightful looking) who gave her a sovereign and said he had a lodger ideal for her father. This lodger was said to be asthmatic but was prepared to pay a large sum and so, through the child, the tenancy of Mr Smith is arranged. If that all sounds a little odd, it is because it is.

Smith arrives late in the evening – after dark – and from the window Richard can see no more than a shadow. Opening the door he is faced with a man who wearing a long black coat and wide brimmed hat, a muffler across his mouth and leather rimmed, green googles. When he removes the muffler he has a cravat below it and wears a respirator over his mouth. The little amount of skin that shows is yellow.

Smith keeps himself to himself, but his arrival also marks the arrival of “a great, big-headed, buff-coloured cat.” I’ll remind readers, at this point, that Le Fanu tied cats and vampirism together in Carmilla as the titular vampire could transform into a cat. The servants say that they can often hear a second person (with a crutch) walking in the lodger’s room and there is an insinuation that this person (who remains unseen) is the elderly gentleman and is also the cat. Smith speaks to the wife and whatever he says (it isn’t recorded) rocks her faith so much that she is unable to pray. The household becomes more and more depressed in atmosphere. Richard tries to get Smith to leave but he refuses – having paid six months’ rent in advance. Indeed he even refuses when he is offered all his money back.

The wife dreams of her children being taken from her in a carriage. Smith is involved and when Fanny steps towards the carriage he insists “No, the baby first”. There is a man in the carriage that the wife describes as “full of beautiful tenderness and compassion” who suggests the baby is safe with him and will be delivered back to the wife when she comes. Fanny becomes ill but her illness breaks after she cries out in delirium about taking the baby first. Later Fanny describes Smith with the baby, though it seems to be a dream, “…He’s untying his handkerchief Oh! baby, baby; he'll kill baby! and he's lifting up those green things from his eyes; don't you see him doing it? Mamma, mamma, why does he come here? Oh, mamma, poor baby—poor little baby!"

When they check on him, the baby seems hotter than normal, his pulse elevated. When he dies it is suggested that he had suppressed small-pox or typhus. Later Richard actually catches the man with Fanny. “The respirator had been removed from his mouth, and… …the odious green googles raised. He was sitting, as it seemed, absolutely without motion, and his face was advanced close to that of the child.” She is described as being white and as rigid as a corpse, with her eyes dilated. She too eventually dies but the horror does not end there.

Richard catches Smith by her coffin, tapping on the wood whilst the cat perched on the child’s corpse. There is an altercation and Smith leaves but, after the funeral, tells Richard that the girl was buried alive. This would have been a telling twist to the story when it was published as the Irish Great Famine was still ongoing (1845-52) and there were known cases of people (and children) being buried alive in the mass graves. “There was the corpse—but not the tranquil statue I had seen it last. Its knees were both raised, and one of its little hands drawn up and clenched near its throat, as if in a feeble but agonised struggle to force up the superincumbent mass. The eyes, that I had last seen closed, were now open, and the face no longer serenely pale, but livid and distorted.

The events end when a kindly man who had befriended Richard is seen by the wife and she recognises the man in the carriage from her dream. He tells Richard to call to Smith, “in the name of the Most Holy”, and he will leave. So via this we see that the lodger and the cat/old man are agents of the infernal and the man an agent of the divine. In fact the wife likens herself to Margaret from Faust and this seems to be a Faustian bargain – monies given and torments received. We should remember that 5 to 6 years later Paul Féval would connect Faust and vampirism in the pages of the Vampire Countess. However, the Faustian connection plays no part in this “Vamp or Not?”

The description of Smith, his respirator and goggles, is astounding. Today we might say steampunk but for the time this really marked him as alien looking, very much the outsider – as the vampire archetypally is. What we do not know is whether he was feeding upon the children or not? It seems certain (whether viewed in a dream or physically) that he was the cause of the children’s deaths. If it was feeding then he is an energy vampire – but that is a supposition on the reader’s part. The vampire is known to spread disease and the idea of the vampire being an agent of the devil seems to fit. What Smith and the cat were trying to do with Fanny’s corpse is unknown. I doubt it was healthy resuscitation and we know that cat’s are tied in, in some traditions, to creation of a vampire. Where they trying to make her the living dead? We’ll never know.

The big problem for the ‘Vamp or Not?’ is deciding whether Smith was feeding. We can’t say and there is a chance that I am looking at this with too modern eyes but I am tempted to buy into the supposition. As such I’m going Vamp but fully appreciate if folks disagree.

The story can be found in J. S. Le Fanu's Ghostly Tales, Volume 4, here.


Honourable Mention: Christmas at Draculas: Montage

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Christmas at Draculas is, at the time of publishing this article, a forthcoming comedy written and directed by Simon Mckeon. The film is a no-budget production and yet the comedy has certainly got my attention firstly through the trailer and also through the sneak peak I managed to get of the prelude.

The prelude is just over 6 minutes and cleverly has been done in the form of a black and white silent film, replete with intertitles. It essentially tells the story of Dracula’s downfall – Dracula is played, in this, by Conor Dwane (and I’ll come to him in a minute).

witnessing purity
The idea is that for centuries Dracula was evil personified, terrorising mortals until he happened to look into the soul of Mina Harker (Mary Pappin). The scene where he looks deep into her eyes and sees this was reminiscent of Nosferatu and the idea that a woman with a pure heart would be the undoing of the vampire.

Conor Dwane as Dracula
Unable to attack her, Dracula ends up watching her, Jonathon (Colin Patrick Kelleher) and their daughter through the years. As he leaves Mina’s grave the montage seeps into colour for a brief moment. My understanding is that the full film sees Dracula at rock bottom and throwing a Christmas party for the various monsters and ghouls – so is pretty much a monster mash.

Dracula
Now I said I’d come to Connor Dwane and I am struck by how much, at times, he reminded me of the great Bela Lugosi. Indeed the scene at the grave actually made me recall the test footage that Ed Wood shot of Bela, just before his death, for Plan 9 From Outer Space (though those shots are actually very different). What the prelude doesn’t offer you, being silent, is his vocal performance – but the trailer (at the foot of this article) offers a very good Lugosi-esque voice and delivery.

a mob
I have been asked to mention that the film will premiere 21st April 2015 at a special charity event for Saint Vincent DePaul UCC at University College Cork. Keep an eye on the film’s Facebook Page for more information.

The imdb page for the full film is here.

3 to murder – review

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Director: Jeff Kirkendall

Release date: 1999

Contains spoilers

When I reviewed the Temptress I mentioned that this prequel short (which comes in at 40 minutes) was on the special edition DVD. I purposefully watched this second and there was no loss to the main feature by doing so.

The film seemed to be lower budget than the feature and, in its favour, the events – which display what happened before the immediate “present day” section of the feature – not only fit but had the same cast and even continuity for the costuming. It showed us why Ronnie (Tim Hatch) and David (James Carolus, Bloodlust (2004)) where in the house with Tina (Jennifer Lescovich) and Karen (Jennifer Birn) and the fate of the victim in there.

James Carolus as David
It begins with an alarm waking Ronnie. His special magazines have been taken by his mom (Ellen Williams) and a note left to that effect – incidentally if his mom was meant to be a comedy character, in her latter appearance, it just didn’t work for me. David is checking a haul of stolen jewellery and stabs a mirror with a knife (why, we don’t know, probably to show us he is badass and able to attack mirrors), Ronnie pops round to see him and mention is made that Ronnie is single. David suggests they go meet the three women who have just moved into a long abandoned house near Ronnie’s home. David has only seen them at night so they will go the night after, that night David is “working”.

poor lighting
Working consists of him and two friends – JoJo (Jason Palmer) and Cruze (Jeff Kirkendall, also Bloodlust) – doing a home invasion, handcuffing the woman (Mary Kay Hilko) and then killing her at the end of the robbery. We then cut to the next night, and Ronnie and David spying on and subsequently meeting the girls. The girls are sat outside as though it is day and I have to say that, although the lighting was inconsistent (a scene with Ronnie and David dramatically shifts in lighting quality depending on camera angle), there were none of the poor day for night scenes that the later film had. Karen and Tina want to go out on the town with the young men but Rachael (Eileen McCashion) blows them off.

Ronnie and Karen
Another night and Ronnie manages to get them an invite over to the house from Karen. We discover David is using the opportunity to case the house for a robbery but there is no honour amongst thieves and his criminal friends decide to case it themselves – JoJo then falling into Karen’s hands (off screen) and being the victim who then turns in the following film. Of course the girls are not all they seem and, having seen the next film, we know they are vampires. This is revealed right at the end through Karen.

Karen eats JoJo
The only additional lore we get is that the vampires do have reflections that vanish when they “vamp out”. For Tina, vamping out consists of dipping her finger in blood and then zoning out in a dreamy way. The film itself didn’t have the ambitious storyline of the next one, indeed the story was fairly hidden and I wouldn’t have been surprised to have found out that this had been filmed (or at least written) after the latter film or as part of it and subsequently edited out. The characterisation was nominal, leaving the characters two dimensional, and the dialogue delivery was amateurish. I don’t really see this one standing up in its own right, which is how I am scoring it. 2 out of 10.

At the time of writing the review there is no IMDb page.

Honourable Mention: Vampz!

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Whilst Vampz! Is available as a just over an hour piece via video on demand, it did start life as a web series and it is still available to view for free on YouTube (you can find the channel here) and so I decided to look at this as an Honourable Mention.

The Ramsey Attia directed series was the focus of a successful kickstarter campaign and starts off with a group of people, intercut for comedic value, talking to the unseen Simone (Lilly Lumière) as she interviews potential roommates. The three we see are Marcus (Ark Octavian), who believes in conspiracies about reptoids, vampires and werewolves, (and the credited as) Spunky Chick (Simi Richardson) and Pervert (Gerard Michael). By the end they all suggest Simone looks like a vampire; “I am a vampire” is her reply.

Lilly Lumière as Simone
Simone is a Goth and vampire wannabe. Her (paternal) twin brother Sam (Louis Bacigalupo) despairs of her. Simone wants to watch Bloodlust but it is on hiatus and Twilight is on in its place. There is someone at the door but when Simone sees cheerleader outfit and sparkly pom-poms she is going to shut the door in the girl’s face. The girl in question is Ashley (Christal Renee) and she is there about the room; Sam is smitten. The best way to describe Simone’s reaction is bitchy. However, Sam points out that she has turned down 32 roommates and the rent is due.

Marcus means business
As soon as her new roommate moves in Simone has a run in with her, taking umbrage at her Twilight poster (Simone has the Lost Boys and 30 Days of Night posters). Within dialogue we suspect that her issues come down to being left behind when friends join cliques but she really does come across as unfriendly. Ashley, on the other hand, whilst ditsy seems to just want to be friends. Meanwhile Marcus, our conspiracy nut, has decided that Simone is a real vampire and, given that he has been hunting them (and other creatures) for years unsuccessfully, decides he will take the Hell spawn out. He gets his very laid back friend Vin (Guy N. Ease) to give him a lift!

vamp face
Simone wakes from a dream of Ashley crawling over the bed to her – believing it to signify that she is becoming lesbian. She hears something and investigates. It is Marcus, replete with stake. He looks to attack her and she cries out that she isn’t a vampire when Ashley comes in to the room and states she is, giving vamp face and attacking the hunter. Of course what they have done is turn the stereotyped characters on their heads and, whilst it was fairly obvious that such a twist was what was going to happen, it still works nicely.

blood on chin
The reactions are interesting, Simone is terrified and then horrified that her “specialness” (the vampire persona she developed) is not so special. When Ashley spaces out (Marcus had taken cocaine and she is affected by the drug in his blood) Simone actually comes around and offers Ashley her own blood (essentially looking to be turned). Ashley is freaked out, not only because of the drug but because she hasn’t bit a person before (it appears she was biting dogs). She doesn’t know much about her condition but is certain that Marcus won’t turn as she has not fed him her blood – that was what happened to her.

Louis Bacigalupo as Sam
The appearance of a drunken Sam complicates matters further. As does the fact that Marcus isn’t actually dead and escapes the house, kidnapping Sam for good measure. He wants Simone to hand over Ashley but the girls then manage to take Van – and Van’s friend Dr Wu (Andrew Chien) – hostage and wants Sam back in return. If that sounds a tad absurd, at the point it happens it works and that is what can be said for the series as a whole. It works.

vampire eyes
That said it isn’t perfect and I felt, when watching it cut into a single feature, that it probably worked better episodically – that perhaps it needed a tad more editing in its long form. The dialogue interaction between Simone and Ashley was also a tad overworked and needed some subtlety adding. However the actors – one and all – did a great job, especially given it’s the first IMDb credit for all of them. I was impressed with the photography, it really showed an awareness of budget restrictions and worked around them.

unflattering picture
One thing I felt was lacking was some exposition. Dr Wu has argyrosis but I never really felt I understood how that came to be – something that, given it meant he had a blue face, should have been more explicit (argyrosis is caused by exposure to silver dust or chemical compounds of silver, however many in the audience would not necessarily know this). Without spoiling too much there is a “puppet master” behind the events (apparently) and this is foreshadowed by Marcus’ dialogue but the reasons why, how it was manipulated and what the person may be isn’t expanded upon. Perhaps that has been saved for a second season but it is frustrating as things stand.

That said, given the low budget and the inexperience of the filmmakers I was impressed with what I saw. The imdb page is here.

Tales from the Crypt – The secret – review

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Director: J. Michael Riva

First aired: 1990

Contains spoilers

When I looked at the uninspired Tales of the Third Dimension I accused it of being a low rent Tales from the Crypt. I have to thank Scott Harper who suggested that my description of the plot made the vampire section sound like this episode from Season 2 of the TV series of Tales from the Crypt.

Now, I had looked at several vampire episodes from the TV series but never realised this was one. It was floating out there, on YouTube actually, and it is not going to be a surprise therefore to discover that it is about a pair of vampires adopting a child who happens to be a werewolf (as that is the third dimension plot). Indeed it is so similar it is eerie!

Georgann Johnson as Miss Hagstead
It begins with Theodore (Mike Simmrin) sneaking around the orphanage at night as the authoritarian Miss Hagstead (Georgann Johnson) bemoans him to the nice Miss Heather (Stella Hall). Theodore is after food but to Miss Hagstead he is a problem. He is older than the other children (past the cute stage) and a bit of a problem child. He will occasionally disappear and then turn up covered in mud. They do not speak of his parents.

stuffing his face
However, as things come to pass, a couple – the Colberts (Grace Zabriskie and William Frankfather) – do decide to adopt him. They are clearly fabulously wealthy and bring him back to their museum of a house. He is primarily under the care of the butler, Tobias (Larry Drake), and is kept locked in his room. However his room is filled with toys and he is filled with sweets (every meal is made up of cakes and drinks are milkshakes). The Colberts work through the days, it seems.

werewolf
Tobias and the boy develop a bond – and this leads to him trying to help the boy escape. For the Colberts are vampires and are making his blood as sweet as possible before they devour him. When he runs, his secret comes to light (to him as well, the implication being he had been ignorant of his nature to that point) as he turns into a werewolf, which kills the vampires.

fangs on show
The budget was clearly bigger than the Third Dimension had. We actually get to see the wolf, rather than a blur of fur and the episode felt classier. Gone are the faux-Lugosi accents and, instead, the Colberts are drawn as eccentric, indeed just plain old odd. Though the story isn’t much better the characterisation is and it just feels more rounded – due to better direction, acting, sets and effects. In short it didn’t feel as poor as the earlier film segment.

This isn’t, however, the best Tales from the Crypt episode. But it does deserve 5.5 out of 10. One wonders, however, if the team behind the earlier film ever realised that their creation had been borrowed and improved upon.

The imdb page is here.

Honourable Mention: The ABCs of Death 2

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The 2014 released second instalment of the clever anthology series, which started with the ABCs of Death, this followed the same premise of 26 directors each with a letter of the alphabet, a small budget and creative freedom. The result is less disturbing than some of the segments in the first film but still with moments that are head-scratchingly bizarre.

A couple of outstanding sections are the segments Z is for Zygote, C is for Capital Punishment and J is for Jesus. There was a quirky cameo from Goth singer Voltaire in the Larry Fessenden directed N is for Nexus and there were zombies in some segments. However it is the section I is for Invincible that we are looking at here at TMtV.

the "kids"
This is an aswang piece, though the A word is not actually mentioned in film, and was directed by Erik Matti, who is no stranger to the aswang having acted in the film Yanggaw and directed TikTik: the Aswang Chronicles. The latter film was absolutely thick was various aswang lore and this short has an unusual piece of traditional aswang lore in it.

Killing Mama
The film starts with four adult children, Caloy (Jun Urbano), Quinito (Tommy Abuel), Conchita (Arlene Muhlach) and Carmela (Yayo Aguila), trying to kill their Mama (Sherry Lara). To this effect they are shooting and stabbing the old woman who is tied to a chair and they are doing this because they want to inherit her estate. The old woman, however, just isn’t dying.

flaming Mama
She says that if they want the inheritance they must eat *this*, this being an ornate stone on her tongue. None of the children want the stone and argue about who should take it. Meanwhile Mama bemoans the fact that she is 120 years old and insists that they take the stone and let her die. In response they set her on fire.

decapitated
The fire does not kill her but it does destroy her bonds and so she totters towards her children. The response is to remove her head with a cleaver and yet the head still lives. One of the children picks up the head and starts to berate it and the head spits the stone out and into her mouth – allowing the old woman to finally die. So, how exactly is this aswang?

the inheritance
The stone clearly represents her aswang nature or trait and the story itself reminded me of one of the folk tales in Maximo D. Ramos’ the Aswang Complex in Philippine Folklore, from which I’ll quote: “The uncle with whom he had lived was an aswang. His body was dead but he still breathed. This was because no one would receive the aswang trait. When his nephew agreed to inherit the trait, his uncle died.” Very much that is what we have within the story (though the daughter is forced to take the trait rather than agrees).

So, some nice aswang folklore lurking within the film. The imdb page is here.

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